I’d intended to make this review just a tweet thread, but it turns out I had more thoughts than could be contained in a series of tweets. Netflix’s series The Witcher is a decent show…
There Once Was a Lady with Three Dogs and One White Berber Rug
Once upon a time, my parents told me I was smart. Little did I know they were liars. I love interior design, as mentioned in this post about not being glamorous while sweating profusely. This little side…
White Berber Rugs: Where Dogs Leave Their Very Best
One morning as I was threw back the curtains to let in the glorious sunlight, I noticed a stain on Big White Berber Baby. The kind of stain you’ve been told not to eat should you find…
My Big Fat White Rugs: A History of Bad Choices
White rug one was purchased at Ikea shortly before moving into my current house. It was on sale and had dusty blue paisleys. I love paisleys, so onto my giant cart it went. Though I thought…
#FirstWorldProblems: I Binge-Watched ‘Jack Ryan’ and Now I’ve Nothing to Watch
Welcome to the third installment of a segment you probably don’t want, but here you are. Get caught up on the uninspiring fluff here and here. MONDAY: After a full horse weekend on the other…
#FirstWorldProblems: Untimely Death of a Bluetooth Speaker Battery
Here we go, week two! If you need to catch up on last week’s episode because you’re at work and you’d just rather not do whatever it is you’re being asked to do, probably before…
Why You’ll Never See My “Sexy” Gym Photos
The accounts I follow on Instagram can be sorted into four categories: interior design, horses, dogs, and fitness. Category “fitness” brims with perfectly sculpted human specimens. Like symmetrical stacks of pancakes. Squares of softly melted butter drizzling down their eight-pack sides….