REVIEW: Netflix’s “The Witcher” is a Fine Show that Mostly Delivers

I’d intended to make this review just a tweet thread, but it turns out I had more thoughts than could be contained in a series of tweets. Netflix’s series The Witcher is a decent show which tries to accomplish a lot in only 8 episodes, suffering a little in pacing and probably a confusing timeline… Continue reading REVIEW: Netflix’s “The Witcher” is a Fine Show that Mostly Delivers

There Once Was a Lady with Three Dogs and One White Berber Rug

Once upon a time, my parents told me I was smart. Little did I know they were liars. I love interior design, as mentioned in this post about not being glamorous while sweating profusely. This little side passion hit me while I was living on a sailboat, about the time Pinterest became a thing. Suddenly at 28-years-old, I… Continue reading There Once Was a Lady with Three Dogs and One White Berber Rug

White Berber Rugs: Where Dogs Leave Their Very Best

One morning as I was threw back the curtains to let in the glorious sunlight, I noticed a stain on Big White Berber Baby. The kind of stain you’ve been told not to eat should you find it in the snow. In a house covered in 80% wood flooring, one of my precious dogs chose to tinkle on… Continue reading White Berber Rugs: Where Dogs Leave Their Very Best

#FirstWorldProblems: I Binge-Watched ‘Jack Ryan’ and Now I’ve Nothing to Watch

Welcome to the third installment of a segment you probably don’t want, but here you are. Get caught up on the uninspiring fluff here and here. MONDAY: After a full horse weekend on the other side of the state, I spent the entire Labor Day morning zoning out on my couch, enjoying the respite with… Continue reading #FirstWorldProblems: I Binge-Watched ‘Jack Ryan’ and Now I’ve Nothing to Watch

#FirstWorldProblems: Untimely Death of a Bluetooth Speaker Battery

Here we go, week two! If you need to catch up on last week’s episode because you’re at work and you’d just rather not do whatever it is you’re being asked to do, probably before your appropriate amount of coffee, catch up and go here. MONDAY: Ah the first day of the work week. Just… Continue reading #FirstWorldProblems: Untimely Death of a Bluetooth Speaker Battery

Why You’ll Never See My “Sexy” Gym Photos

The accounts I follow on Instagram can be sorted into four categories: interior design, horses, dogs, and fitness. Category “fitness” brims with perfectly sculpted human specimens. Like symmetrical stacks of pancakes. Squares of softly melted butter drizzling down their eight-pack sides. For me, few images are more #Fitness-inspiring than exercise champions who #WOWH (work out while hot). I scroll through chiseled body after chiseled… Continue reading Why You’ll Never See My “Sexy” Gym Photos