Daily Archives: September 19, 2011

Dear Birds Who Pooed All Over My Car,

Why me? I’m so good to all things avian, why did you shite all over my car? Is there something I did to offend your kind? You know, a few weeks ago, as I was enjoying the final few bits of my spaghetti while sitting in the cockpit of my boat, a single seagull came…

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