The Boredom Awareness Campaign

Boredom is a devastating, world-wide societal affliction and it is sadly tolerated, resulting in life-sucking activities like staff meetings, insurance conferences, and taupe-painted waiting rooms with tables full of expired automotive magazines. We can do better. We can end boredom one butt wiggle and clumsy ballet twirl at a time. Let’s put an end to…

Van seeks family

Thank you for stopping by. I’m a 2003 GMC Safari van. I enjoy fast strolls to the supermarket (always careful in the parking lot for children and crazy drivers), trips to the coast in summer, the mountains during winter. Large crowds are welcome–the more passengers the merrier. I’m so roomy inside.

Copyright 2015. Courtney Kirchoff.