There Once Was a Lady with Three Dogs and One White Berber Rug

Once upon a time, my parents told me I was smart. Little did I know they were liars. I love interior design, as mentioned in this post about not being glamorous while sweating profusely. This little side passion hit me while I was living on a sailboat, about the time Pinterest became a thing. Suddenly at 28-years-old, I… Continue reading There Once Was a Lady with Three Dogs and One White Berber Rug

White Berber Rugs: Where Dogs Leave Their Very Best

One morning as I was threw back the curtains to let in the glorious sunlight, I noticed a stain on Big White Berber Baby. The kind of stain you’ve been told not to eat should you find it in the snow. In a house covered in 80% wood flooring, one of my precious dogs chose to tinkle on… Continue reading White Berber Rugs: Where Dogs Leave Their Very Best

#FirstWorldProblems: Untimely Death of a Bluetooth Speaker Battery

Here we go, week two! If you need to catch up on last week’s episode because you’re at work and you’d just rather not do whatever it is you’re being asked to do, probably before your appropriate amount of coffee, catch up and go here. MONDAY: Ah the first day of the work week. Just… Continue reading #FirstWorldProblems: Untimely Death of a Bluetooth Speaker Battery

Why You’ll Never See My “Sexy” Gym Photos

The accounts I follow on Instagram can be sorted into four categories: interior design, horses, dogs, and fitness. Category “fitness” brims with perfectly sculpted human specimens. Like symmetrical stacks of pancakes. Squares of softly melted butter drizzling down their eight-pack sides. For me, few images are more #Fitness-inspiring than exercise champions who #WOWH (work out while hot). I scroll through chiseled body after chiseled… Continue reading Why You’ll Never See My “Sexy” Gym Photos

#FirstWorldProblemFridays: August 24, 2018

To pollute the internet with even more useless content no one needs but some may enjoy, I’m hitting a new weekly segment. #FirstWorldProblemFridays. As a spoiled resident of the first world, most of the problems which plague me aren’t problems at all. But rather than pop open my iMessage to hit up a colleague about my current non-crisis,… Continue reading #FirstWorldProblemFridays: August 24, 2018

What this Website Is and What this Website Isn’t

It’s been seven years since I hit the publish button on this blog’s first post. Through this website, I’ve: discussed my book, adventures aboard my sailboat, mishmashings from the struggles of working a corporate life. And one post about my new horse. A story I published over one year ago, with zero follow-ups later. Were this… Continue reading What this Website Is and What this Website Isn’t