There Once Was a Lady with Three Dogs and One White Berber Rug

Once upon a time, my parents told me I was smart. Little did I know they were liars. I love interior design, as mentioned in this post about not being glamorous while sweating profusely. This little side passion hit me while I was living on a sailboat, about the time Pinterest became a thing. Suddenly at 28-years-old, I… Continue reading There Once Was a Lady with Three Dogs and One White Berber Rug

#FirstWorldProblems: I Binge-Watched ‘Jack Ryan’ and Now I’ve Nothing to Watch

Welcome to the third installment of a segment you probably don’t want, but here you are. Get caught up on the uninspiring fluff here and here. MONDAY: After a full horse weekend on the other side of the state, I spent the entire Labor Day morning zoning out on my couch, enjoying the respite with… Continue reading #FirstWorldProblems: I Binge-Watched ‘Jack Ryan’ and Now I’ve Nothing to Watch

The Nice and Casual Observations of Sissy Jenkins

A bouquet of red roses sat on my doorstep. But all my friends know I don’t like roses, and any admirer, secret or otherwise, would have gleaned my hatred for the thorny, petaled plant from just about anywhere, and wouldn’t have left such a display at my door. This left two possible scenarios: The roses were delivered to… Continue reading The Nice and Casual Observations of Sissy Jenkins

Cleaning carpets and the cults who’d rather you wouldn’t

Legend has it that people who starved during their lifetimes were turned into carpets by The Gods of Bur Bur. Cleaning the carpets and instructing guests not to feed them condemns these souls to a new hell. They have already experienced so much starvation in their mortal lives, why cause suffering in their eternity? It is for… Continue reading Cleaning carpets and the cults who’d rather you wouldn’t

COFFEE: THE ADVENTURE

IN A WORLD filled with mediocrity, incompetence, open office plans, and morons, ONE SUBSTANCE raises the hope of humanity: COFFEE. Strap in for the caffeine thrill ride of your life, as our heroes wage war against corporate crap. WATCH as caffeine, flooding their veins, equips them with the WEAPONS to battle even the most ridiculous… Continue reading COFFEE: THE ADVENTURE