IN A WORLD filled with mediocrity, incompetence, open office plans, and morons, ONE SUBSTANCE raises the hope of humanity: COFFEE. Strap in for the caffeine thrill ride of your life, as our heroes wage war against corporate crap. WATCH as caffeine, flooding their veins, equips them with the WEAPONS to battle even the most ridiculous situations; like employees who’s jobs should be outsourced or automated. MANAGERS who don’t know what the hell they’re talking about. PEOPLE with high-pitched squeaky voices. AND slow computers that can only operate one Adobe program. AT. A. TIME.

STARRING: THE WOMAN with the slow, BUZZING COMPUTER. THE MAN who sends snarky emails to clueless n00bs and LIKES IT. AND, for the first time, THAT FACILITY MANAGER who’s the nicest guy in the ENTIRE BUILDING.

BE THERE for the HIGH. The EMOTION. The SARCASM.

Coming to a theatre no where near you, because you’re at work UNTIL FIVE.