Before contacting me, please read the Frequently Asked Questions page.
You’ll notice I haven’t a contact form. Thank the spamming internet charlatans for that one. This is why we can’t have nice things.
If you want advice about living aboard a boat, please visit So You’re Thinking Of Living Aboard a Boat, and What Makes A Good Liveaboard Boat. Please be aware, since my boat was hit, I moved back to land and have been here ever since. I’m not a good source of current advice on boat living.
If you’re a real person, please go “like” my page on Facebook, or follow me on Instagram. Not to be totally anti-social, but I can only respond to messages through Facebook if they’re in no way related to my work on Louder with Crowder.
If you’re an internet solicitor who can’t even bother to address me by my actual name, kindly go screweth thyself.