Why I’m (Reluctantly) Re-Joining Facebook. And Why I Left in the First Place…

“Reluctantly” isn’t a strong enough word. I’m rejoining Facebook the same way a seven year old enters a dentists’ office for a molar removal. Without Novocain. Because it’s been lovely without Facebook. It’s been bliss to live without the tedious, mindless updates. Without the constant “so and so changed their profile pic!” notifications. I’ve loved not knowing… Continue reading Why I’m (Reluctantly) Re-Joining Facebook. And Why I Left in the First Place…

This Christmas I Bellyflopped into a Sugar Coma…

Image from Cut.The.Cookie http://cutthecookie.com/2011/12/05/gingerbread-men/

If the “calories in, calories out” model were true, in order to burn off everything I’ve shoveled into my body over the past two weeks, I’d need to run around the earth three times. Maybe with a weighted pack. You know, to err on the sweaty side. Normally I’m that girl who walks around the… Continue reading This Christmas I Bellyflopped into a Sugar Coma…

Dear World: Everything is Pumpkin Spiced for People like Me. No, I’m not Sorry…

Dear world, I love pumpkin spice everything and you can just deal with it. I know people like me get mocked by people like you who get annoyed with everything getting pumpkinified as soon as the leaves change and fall on wet steps, increasing the chances of slipping, falling and cracking our heads in an… Continue reading Dear World: Everything is Pumpkin Spiced for People like Me. No, I’m not Sorry…

The Top 5 reasons I’m not a nun

In my lifetime two priests have told me I should be a nun. Neither priest was high on drugs at the time of the suggestion, though I have my suspicions. Would I make a good nun? That’s not the right question, because I’d rather be so many other things besides a nun, like a cactus or a… Continue reading The Top 5 reasons I’m not a nun

I binge watched Smash and here are the results

Courtesy of Newsweek: http://www.newsweek.com/smash-nbc-love-letter-broadway-and-marilyn-monroe-64291

This post is not about the canceled show Smash*, but how it made me think about my life. For the record I do not wish to dance on Broadway, but if I did I’d like to be in a play about a bank robbery. If there’s one thing that’s missing from bank robberies it’s spontaneous… Continue reading I binge watched Smash and here are the results