Why You’ll Never See My “Sexy” Gym Photos

The accounts I follow on Instagram can be sorted into four categories: interior design, horses, dogs, and fitness. Category “fitness” brims with perfectly sculpted human specimens. Like symmetrical stacks of pancakes. Squares of softly melted butter drizzling down their eight-pack sides. For me, few images are more #Fitness-inspiring than exercise champions who #WOWH (work out while hot). I scroll through chiseled body after chiseled… Continue reading Why You’ll Never See My “Sexy” Gym Photos

Spartan Sprint 2013

This August I’ll be competing with a team in a Spartan Sprint. Rather than sitting out under a tree while I type this, I should be training. Like running or pushups or, God forbid, burpees [shiver]. The Spartan Sprint is a 5k race with obstacles. Participants will be crossfitters, current and former military, guys eager… Continue reading Spartan Sprint 2013