Tagged pigeons

Dear Birds Who Pooed All Over My Car,

Why me? I’m so good to all things avian, why did you shite all over my car? Is there something I did to offend your kind? You know, a few weeks ago, as I was enjoying the final few bits of my spaghetti while sitting in the cockpit of my boat, a single seagull came…

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