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Dear Birds Who Pooed All Over My Car,

Why me? I’m so good to all things avian, why did you shite all over my car? Is there something I did to offend your kind? You know, a few weeks ago, as I was enjoying the final few bits of my spaghetti while sitting in the cockpit of my boat, a single seagull came…

Van seeks family

Thank you for stopping by. I’m a 2003 GMC Safari van. I enjoy fast strolls to the supermarket (always careful in the parking lot for children and crazy drivers), trips to the coast in summer, the mountains during winter. Large crowds are welcome–the more passengers the merrier. I’m so roomy inside. Like what you read?…

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