Why me? I’m so good to all things avian, why did you shite all over my car? Is there something I did to offend your kind? You know, a few weeks ago, as I was enjoying the final few bits of my spaghetti while sitting in the cockpit of my boat, a single seagull came… Continue reading Dear Birds Who Pooed All Over My Car,
Mary’s Lamb, whose fleece as white as snow, was achieved through miraculous care. The untold story is here.
Thank you for stopping by. I’m a 2003 GMC Safari van. I enjoy fast strolls to the supermarket (always careful in the parking lot for children and crazy drivers), trips to the coast in summer, the mountains during winter. Large crowds are welcome–the more passengers the merrier. I’m so roomy inside.
An entertainment center explains how he can please you.
The untold story of the quick brown fox.
Brave little microwave’s story, for sale on Craig’s list