Once upon a time, my parents told me I was smart. Little did I know they were liars. I love interior design, as mentioned in this post about not being glamorous while sweating profusely. This little side…
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White Berber Rugs: Where Dogs Leave Their Very Best
One morning as I was threw back the curtains to let in the glorious sunlight, I noticed a stain on Big White Berber Baby. The kind of stain you’ve been told not to eat should you find…
My Big Fat White Rugs: A History of Bad Choices
White rug one was purchased at Ikea shortly before moving into my current house. It was on sale and had dusty blue paisleys. I love paisleys, so onto my giant cart it went. Though I thought…
#FirstWorldProblems: Untimely Death of a Bluetooth Speaker Battery
Here we go, week two! If you need to catch up on last week’s episode because you’re at work and you’d just rather not do whatever it is you’re being asked to do, probably before…
Why You’ll Never See My “Sexy” Gym Photos
The accounts I follow on Instagram can be sorted into four categories: interior design, horses, dogs, and fitness. Category “fitness” brims with perfectly sculpted human specimens. Like symmetrical stacks of pancakes. Squares of softly melted butter drizzling down their eight-pack sides….
#FirstWorldProblemFridays: August 24, 2018
To pollute the internet with even more useless content no one needs but some may enjoy, I’m hitting a new weekly segment. #FirstWorldProblemFridays. As a spoiled resident of the first world, most of the problems which…
What this Website Is and What this Website Isn’t
It’s been seven years since I hit the publish button on this blog’s first post. Through this website, I’ve: discussed my book, adventures aboard my sailboat, mishmashings from the struggles of working a corporate life. And…