Once upon a time, my parents told me I was smart. Little did I know they were liars. I love interior design, as mentioned in this post about not being glamorous while sweating profusely. This little side…
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#FirstWorldProblems: I Binge-Watched ‘Jack Ryan’ and Now I’ve Nothing to Watch
Welcome to the third installment of a segment you probably don’t want, but here you are. Get caught up on the uninspiring fluff here and here. MONDAY: After a full horse weekend on the other…
Ode to a messenger bag
There once was a boy named Travis. He lived a life so lavish. He spent big dollars On things like dog collars, On tech toys, trucks, and crab trawlers. He fell in love with a messenger bag….
The Nice and Casual Observations of Sissy Jenkins
A bouquet of red roses sat on my doorstep. But all my friends know I don’t like roses, and any admirer, secret or otherwise, would have gleaned my hatred for the thorny, petaled plant from just about…
Cleaning carpets and the cults who’d rather you wouldn’t
Legend has it that people who starved during their lifetimes were turned into carpets by The Gods of Bur Bur. Cleaning the carpets and instructing guests not to feed them condemns these souls to a…
The proper way to borrow teeth
No one has ever made known the proper way to borrow someone’s teeth. You never know when you’ll have to call on a friend for the use of their choppers, it’s time someone clarify the…
COFFEE: THE ADVENTURE
IN A WORLD filled with mediocrity, incompetence, open office plans, and morons, ONE SUBSTANCE raises the hope of humanity: COFFEE. Strap in for the caffeine thrill ride of your life, as our heroes wage war…