“Reluctantly” isn’t a strong enough word. I’m rejoining Facebook the same way a seven year old enters a dentists’ office for a molar removal. Without Novocain. Because it’s been lovely without Facebook. It’s been bliss to…
This Christmas I Bellyflopped into a Sugar Coma…
If the “calories in, calories out” model were true, in order to burn off everything I’ve shoveled into my body over the past two weeks, I’d need to run around the earth three times. Maybe…
Dear World: Everything is Pumpkin Spiced for People like Me. No, I’m not Sorry…
Dear world, I love pumpkin spice everything and you can just deal with it. I know people like me get mocked by people like you who get annoyed with everything getting pumpkinified as soon as…
The Top 5 reasons I’m not a nun
In my lifetime two priests have told me I should be a nun. Neither priest was high on drugs at the time of the suggestion, though I have my suspicions. Would I make a good nun? That’s…
What to do with annoying email spam
Like everyone who lives in this century, I get spammed. More than you know. I even had to switch mail clients because Mac Mail kept not filtering the spam. Thanks, Tim Cook. Please, keep focusing…
CrossFit bear complexes kick my ____
About a month ago I realized I was no longer sixteen and couldn’t bounce back from an injury. Which isn’t to say I didn’t try my darndest to self-heal by doing a multitude of overhead…
I binge watched Smash and here are the results
This post is not about the canceled show Smash*, but how it made me think about my life. For the record I do not wish to dance on Broadway, but if I did I’d like…