Being a 31 year old single woman is a lot like being a platypus in a fashion salon. But Courtney, that doesn’t make sense. Yeah, exactly. Oh sure, we could talk about female empowerment and…
Buying dandelion root tea makes me a wuss
Because I’m two sashays from becoming a full blown food hippie, I bought dandelion root tea. No, not a from local co-op where the owners don skirts of wheat and have an aversion to underarm…
I tweaked my neck and now my life is boring
Dear Diary, I tweaked my neck on Monday and my life has been an exercise in boring futility ever since. The cause of this petty, nagging “injury” could be one of many things: working at…
Why I’m Opting out of Parties
Next week I’ll be as many years as Baskin Robins has flavors of ice cream. And finally I’m learning to say no to things I do not want to do. In this case: parties.
I CrossFit, Therefore I Tear My Hands
When I was a young girl full of dreams delusions, I never thought I’d grow up to be a woman who shaved her palms or went up in t-shirt size to accommodate her expanding arms….
Why I’m living on land
Remember when you were a kid and few things were more fun than playing in a pool? And your parents, especially your mother, would just lounge on a chair and might not even get a…
To Be Safe Than Hunted: a Jaden Short Story
“A conundrum. One thing he couldn’t tolerate was being expected to follow someone’s orders. That barked command instilled in Jaden a desire to pry Cheap’s eyes from their sockets, then use the eyeballs to plug…